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    Sunday, November 8th, 2009
    7:44 am
    omg it's been too long, anyone still out there?
    sound off if so. it has been too long and i need to get back in touch with my friends
    Monday, July 16th, 2007
    5:42 am
    i'm alive!!!
    and a song for those of u who do not know the powa!!!


    "Punk Rock Girl"

    One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
    I met a girl there
    And she almost knocked me dead
    Punk rock girl please look at me
    Punk rock girl what do you see?
    Let's travel round the world
    Just you and me punk rock girl

    I tapped her on the shoulder
    And said do you have a beau?
    She looked at me and smiled
    And said she did not know
    Punk rock girl give me a chance
    Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
    We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
    Just you and me punk rock girl

    We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
    And ordered some hot tea
    The waitress said "Well no
    We only have it iced"
    So we jumped up on the table
    And shouted "anarchy"
    And someone played a Beach Boys song
    On the jukebox
    It was "California Dreamin'"
    So we started screamin'
    "On such a winter's day"

    She took me to her parents
    For a Sunday meal
    Her father took one look at me
    And he began to squeal
    Punk rock girl it makes no sense
    Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
    Rich as the Duke of Earl
    Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

    We went to a shopping mall
    And laughed at all the shoppers
    And security guards trailed us
    To a record shop
    We asked for Mojo Nixon
    They said "He don't work here"
    We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
    Then your store could use some fixin'"

    We got into a car
    Away we started rollin'
    I said "How much you pay for this?"
    She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
    Punk rock girl you look so wild
    Punk rock girl let's have a child
    We'll name her Minnie Pearl
    Just you and me
    Eating fudge banana swirl
    Just you and me
    We'll travel round the world
    Just you and me punk rock girl
    Thursday, October 19th, 2006
    2:30 pm
    edith's bday
    yes i finally update about that weekend

    so i took the kid's to mike's house for my oldest daughter's bday. she turned 11 and she asked to go to wall stadium raceway. it's a local racecar circuit and she went before and loved it. she had a balst. she got to meet some of the drivers, sit in a racecar, and got lots of pics next to some of ther other cars. our fav driver gave lil kali a cupcake!

    but best of all when we were going in they told me to hold onto the children's ticket they were giving out a bike calling out the ticket numbers. and guess what? EDITH WON!! she won a brand new next tirara purple mountain bike. she never had a bike that wasn't garbage picked one speed pedal brakes and fixed up. she loves to ride, grew ut of her old bike, and purple is her fav color. it was perfect! in additon to that, she had an awesome TWO cake evening with a charm bracelet and water bottle of tony stewart, her fav nascar driver. pics to folow once i make them brighter
    Wednesday, October 18th, 2006
    3:30 am
    OMG WOW
    world of warcraft pwns my arse!!!

    omg... i can see a big long day ahead of me tomorrow

    ppl never gonna see me online again
    Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
    1:39 am
    snakes
    will update about this weekend later and believe me it was awesome but...

    SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH!!!!!

    HAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHALMFAOROFLMFAO!

    mikey rules

    <3<3<3<3

    xoxox

    <3

    Current Mood: fukkin happy as shit!
    Current Music: cobra_starship-snakes_on_a_plane_(bring_it).mp3
    Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
    2:06 am
    this makes me laugh
    and i am sure some of u will enjoy too

    Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
    11:08 pm
    sicky!!
    i would feel like shit but wooooooooooooo overdoing it on cold pills doesn't make me feel better, just makes me not care.

    Current Mood: sick
    Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
    1:38 pm
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISSY!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sunday, August 27th, 2006
    1:08 am
    lil unknown fact
    a guy can get hard if u suck on his nose

    and it is possible to blow raspberries on an erect penis.
    Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006
    2:40 pm
    erica!!
    check ur email bitch
    Thursday, August 17th, 2006
    3:28 am
    x-men 3

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


    no way u have got to be kidding me... WTF???????????????


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  

    that is not right!!!! !MOTHER FUKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    *accidentally pounds mike back/sholder till he cannot move it. 

    oopsie. 

    Monday, August 14th, 2006
    3:15 pm
    ERICA!!!
    get on aim!!
    Friday, August 4th, 2006
    2:42 am
    peepin tom
    so AGAIN! i have a prowler

    i hear something jamming the outside vent of my AC

    i look nothing is there. i hear someone at my window, i go and look and i see a spanish guy, shaved head in a mens tank top and jens running off hiding his head. 

    i go back on comp and i hear him again and i see him at m window.. i am about to go outside and he is still there, i see his face and i grab the phone and make it obvious i am calling the police, they transfer my call to god knows where and i hang up. i go back online with mike. 

    i hear cars out front and i see someoen run past my window. i am freaked, i go outside i see two cars pulled over and no one in them. i get back with 911 and am freaking out. 

    the two cars ARE the cops. they got my addy and sent them. when i go outside i have 4 cars, two unmarked to regualr, and like 9 cops over a prowler. 

    LOL!! i am never callign the cops again. and i am going to bed. and i wish i was very very drunk right now. and i need a huge big hug very badly
    Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
    6:54 pm
    the streetlight at the corner has been out for few days. pse&g guys are fixing it now. 3 trucks and a whole lotta sweaty blue colar workers..

    yummmmmmmmmmm
    2:23 pm
    happy birthday babycakes!!  <3
    Monday, July 31st, 2006
    1:12 am
    "all i ask of u is to forever to remeber me, as loving u"

    i never noticed how pretty those lyrics were. i barely remeber the any more of the song. "laughter joy and presence, the only gifts you are, have you time, i'd like to be with u"  


    bet no one thought it was an old hymn from my catholic school days.
    Sunday, July 30th, 2006
    1:22 am
    kali is evil

    she made her molly doll commit suicide

    she tied the belt to her bar, looped it thru the bar on the top bunk bar and tehn tied molly to it. 

    i heard something like her playing and going "aaauuughh" but i thought nothing of it.   should i be worried?

    Friday, July 28th, 2006
    3:19 am
    weird dream
    i dreamt that sis and i got two doggies, like mike's new puppies, burmese mountain dogs, i names mine amber and she named hers darkie. 

    and they were allowed in all the rooms but mine stayed with me mostly in my room and hers in her room with ray a lot. 

    then mike finally came to see me after a really long time and he was trying to talk to me, and some other guy came up to me, holding a gift box. the other guy who had long reddish brown hair, cut right in front of mike and faced me,  gaving me a kiss and hug and handed me a ring box. i opened it and it was empty. i didn't understand and he said i was wearing the ring he wanted to marry me with so the box is empty, but.. since he cannot propose without giving me something,... and handed me the box. i opened it and it was a new pair of docs. he proposed to me with docs!!  

    hehe weird dreams but deff cool. i want a puppy and any man who knows me enough toknow my special relationship with docs i would deff marry.
    Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
    1:22 pm
    murderer!!
    so i killed my first sim, my hubby sim actually. i did the death by flies and was laughing hysterically but...

    when the grim reaper came u can plead for loved one, so there my sim is, cutting deals with the grim reaper and he plays a game guess which hand which i have never seen work. i mean, who can best the grim reaper?

    well i did, DAMMIT !! i was trying to kill him for two sim days and i finally do it and i win him back. 

    i killed him again and this time no begging. no urn either, i just threw the ashes in the garbage.
    Friday, July 21st, 2006
    2:12 am
    WTF??? too much nature in my city
    i saw a skunk! and i was walking... i was like what is that, an overgrown ferret on steriods? cuz it was huge but moved kinda loppy like a ferret and then i about 15 feet from it and even with my poor eyesite i see a tiny head with a white patch and lil white streak going down it's back..

    OH MY LORD!!! i walked briskly but not run sideways behind a van into the shadows and plan on walking a whole 3 blocks outa my way to get home praying just don't skunk me, please... 

    i got lucky, he went into someone's back yard. i continued my walk home thanking my lucky stars and on my very block i almost step on this ginormous bug! it was over an inch long, an inch wide, big balck shiney and juicey. weird claw like legs not on his head but in his front. one of the creepiest bugs i ever saw. some sort of hunter killer man eating beetle. eww!! 

    *pouts*  i am a city girl! give me roaches, rats, mice, hell all those i have handled at one time or antoehr in my bare hands ( i was gross kid and had weird pets, leave me alone) crabs caught in the local sewage runoff with three heads! this i can deal with. but real wilderness creatures? get em outta my city before i rent a 2000$ apt with half a bathroom and two rooms total on the 23rd floor in some mega city complex in manhattan.
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